Ah Bengz

Something Humorous

Ah Beng

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked h im why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is (ex)PM not AM.. lol

Edz Updates.

Wow... time is zooming past very fast. It is the end of the year again and X'mas is not too far off. I am having all the X'massy mood now. Wakakakaka.

Well... it has been a mind boggling semester for me as the subjects that I have taken are heavy subjects. Taxation, Financial Management, Analysis for Competitive Advantage and Auditing. Amongst all, FM is fun, cause can use calculator LOL... no lar joking...FM is more calculation and less on words which Tax and Audit is. Audit for one is, how should I put it... a boring subject nothing but words... words... and words... and words which are quiet difficult to understand. Psstt... I had to use short form for some of the terms to remember them LOLx... like PEDCAR stand for Professional Judegement, Evidence, Documentation, Communication, Association and Reporting. There are sooooo many sections and assertions to remember... phew....

I will be facing my final exams on 23rd and 24th each day a paper and 2nd and 4th December respectively. On the 7th December I am being 'employed' to do my internship in one of the Big four companies. Wish me luck... hope I don't screw things up and also don't screw my finals up..

I hope I can learn something for that 3 months of internship.

That's all for me.
Take care my dear friends out there.
Miss you all.

Sneak Peak on KP's marriage registration 11-11-2009

First of all..congratulations to KP for becoming Mrs. Ling. :P She claims that she feels old when I asked her what's her feeling. -_- OLDDD....old when you're married~? Then what about us not yet married yet OLDER THAN YOU!? :P Lagi KNS right the feeling? HAHA~

Secondly...thanks for asking me to be one of witness for your marriage. It's my privilege to have my name on your marriage certificate. :)

Thirdly...because of this, I know how to drive to Cheras already..hahahahaha. :D I LEVELED UP! Kuakuakua~ xD Was so worried I couldn't wake up in time for your registration at 8:30 a.m. Luckily Federal Highway was in 'good mood' that morning though Sprint Highway was a little bit 'moody'. :P

Bride on the phone...

KP: *Hee hee hee*
Sylvia: *Snap photo*

Estee & Koh Ping...

Me with Koh Ping....


We feel quite bad wearing jeans for your marriage registration.
Didn't know it wasn't that proper as it's our 1st time attending such occasion xD


Mr. & Soon-to-be Mrs. Ling waiting for the documents to be ready...


In THE ROOM...

Getting ready to sign the papers..


Estee and me was like "whoah" with the decorations in the room.
-_-" 1st, too many mixture of colours..2nd, very malay style.
They should change theme for chinese couples~!

Before signing the papers...there's the part with "I do"...but it's in Malay, which is "Saya setuju". Funny part was Francis said "Ya" or "Yup"...

We all have our first times and nervousness do take place :D
For Francis..probably he's also blur...

With my signature on your marriage certificate...I am SOOOgonna make sure KP is a happy wifey and mommy. Francis...if you're reading this...remember what I told you that day. You don't treat KP nice, I will whack you...with my piano...books! *Roar* :D


Exchanging rings :D Awhs...so sweet~

Koh Ping soooo the-happy~ :D

Mr. & Mrs. Ling

Love this photoooo :D


A photo of those who were there (except KP's brother and sister-in-law who isn't in the photo)

After the registration, we went to Old Town nearby JPN in Cheras to have our breakfast :D

Soft boiled eggs...simply can't resist :D

Estee poured damn a lot of 'si yao' and pepper.
She keep saying no taste...! @.@

Anyway...i drove back to BU happily after sending KP back to her place at Cheras...even Estee also said I a bit sot in the car. LOL~~