Ah Bengz

Something Humorous

Ah Beng

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked h im why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is (ex)PM not AM.. lol

My Top 10 Bodoh Incident List (Updated)

Looks so bodoooooly CUTE ~~~~ Jason with Gloria's headband at work!!

To my BFsF...i wanna share this post with you all. Managed to complete it today...but it's posted in another blog of mine shared with my Bodo-Family. Have a look if you have the time. =D

SYLVIA's 10 MOST REMEMBERED BODO INCIDENT

And another one from my bodo-family...
ROCKY's 10 MOST REMEMBERED BODO INCIDENT

Joke of the night (Jason's lil experiment)

So it happens on one night(actually tonight, just moments ago), I am sick, still is... head feels heavy, limbs are numb kind of sick... and I am in bed.. tossing and turning, and did not manage to get any sleep!.. and somehow I have an idea of calling my frenz, and c who wud sing me lullaby.. here's how it goes..

Around 10:15pm.. in bed,
ME: Hi Ed, I'm sick.. will you sing me a lullaby?
Ed: what? you will be wide awake if I sing you a lullaby, what made you sick?
ME: err... obviously its some bacteria or germs or sth got into my system..
Ed: oh.. (sarcastically) .. I'm just home..
... then it gets uninteresting...

test subject one(Edwin).. unwilling to sing me a lullaby.. changes the topic!



Not long after!
ME: Hi Syl, I'm sick... will you sing me a lullaby?
Syl: har? seriously?
ME: yea.. like seriously.. pretty please...
Syl: err.. ok.. wait... (some walking and banging doors) hey, ur very sick is it? what happened? (ok now i notice everyone must ask this question)
ME: yea.. been rolling up wanton since this morning.. so is my lullaby ready?..
Syl: erm... (paused).. sniff/ahem... (out of the blue.. expectedly).. *sings*
ME: (trying to stop my laughter).. ok thanks.. thanks...
Syl: hey you interupted me!..
Syl proceeds to get angry as I explained the situation, mostly caused I stop her from singing...

Mission Accomplished.. Never knew it wud work! thanks Syl.. Don't get angry.. you're the nicest fren.. not like Ed.. Don't wanna sing to me.. I'm sick, so I rulez!. jk guys.. I am still young at heart.
Thanks to my best frens.. (Didnt call anymore after this.. partly cause my credits ran out, it cost me RM5 to play this prank! but worth it all) ..

Just for Laughs

Ok, I don't have as much jokes/pictures.. but I manage to dig this out of my email. xp xp (I also wanna join the joke posts..... :pardon me for being a kid all the time)












What will people wear/don't wear in the next 10 years..
ok back to work.. I'm all piled up by documents!

Don't Test my England ok!

Wakakakaka...who says we can't make a perfect sentence from the number 1 to 10! Hoot Hoot!

This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Love letter from Ah Beng and Ah Lian

Hehe...enjoy this one too after Edwin's humour post.

It's a love letter from Ah Beng and Ah Lian to each other.

Funny, Humour

I received this forwarded mail from a friend.
I find it funny... enjoy